White Man: Where are you from? Are you Korean? What nationality are you?
Me: My nationality? I’m American.
White Man: American?! So you’re not Korean? You don’t have ANY Korean in you at all??
Me: Um…well I do but-
White Man: HA! I knew it! My wife is Korean, you see.
What kind of sensible Korean woman would marry you.
So, I was teaching the third graders in elementary school the English names of shapes. When I got to “arrow,” there was a lot of giggling, gasping, and whispering. After I repeated it, I realized what it sounded like I was saying.
Ero (the word for “erotic” in Japanese).
Surprise Talia-sensei! Arrow and Ero sound too much a like to Japanese children.
At least I had a picture accompanied with what I was saying so they know I wasn’t talking about what they thought I was saying.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA OH MY GOD the best part about screwing up while in Japan is that 99% of the time it’s a great story later
- roommate: that's the thing about these guys that are always coming back to me; they'll go out and get a date with some other girl, but if things don't work out they come to commiserate with me, and I'll be as much of a BRO as I can be...
- me: but that's exactly it! You walk that fine line between being a LADY and being a BRO, so they can always come back to you and then keep hitting on you...
- roommate: oh fuck
- me: you're both. you're a lady and a bro.
- me: you're the lady and the tramp. it's you.
oh god why did you pick somebody with hair so impossible to render sits here agape for a while processing this slowly
i just wanna draw homestucks…………………………………..struggles valiantly
so the main song of that movie (Okuribito) is called Memory and it’s really pretty and
I looked up the sheet music and found out my favorite part of the song is an Em-D-C progression and
that’s my favorite you don’t understand that’s like MY FAVORITE
and E minor is my favorite key because it is forest green
I don’t have synesthesia or anything, but when I think about playing certain keys they are certain colors and E minor has always o_o been green.
and it’s my favorite >:C
I’m so excited right now
And the whole time I’m just like sitting here scratching my head being like HOW DO THESE PEOPLE EVEN FIND ME?
hahahahahaha omg yeah I was looking at my tags like did it search for hahahahaha or something what the hell these aren’t even normal why is this happening
oh no porn just reblogged me